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A few days ago there was a unforeseen turn of events in the political
milieu - the Federation of Squirrels, consisting of member squirrels
co-habiting with us humans in the compound of the house, declared a
state of hostilities with the Tan family.
Yesterday, around 0400 hours, an espionage attempt was successfully
carried out, as a incursion team of squirrels gained access to the
house through the metal grills covering the corridors on the 2nd
floor of the house. They then proceeded to descend down to the food
storage on the 1st floor and successfully extracted a whole loaf of
bread from a sealed container, which was to be our family's form of
sustenance for the following morning.the remains of the loaf of bread
was found a few hundred meters from the house the next day. - Intel
reports.
No one is sure what is the cause of this sudden act of hostility, but
it is suspected that negative feelings arose when our family's
4-kg-carpet-of-a-cat, Mimi, caught and ate a squirrel in the compound,
leaving nothing behind except for it's bushy tail. "Disgusting," as
baby sister, and witness, Tan Wan, puts it.
On a separate incident, xtine's dog, Floss, caught a rat once, but
intel doubts that these two events are in any way linked, so this
matter shall not be pursued any further.
However, demographics shows that there is a family of raccoons
staying near the house, but we are at this point in time unable
to confirm whether they have a part to play in Wednesday's raid.
Tan family's spoke person and mum, Mdm Lim assured us that tighter
security measures and better, more impregnable containers will be used
to fend of any future onslaughts.
Mimi, the cat however is nowhere to be found. the family expects it to return during the weekend.
 | hehe, turned out it was the racoons instead.. oh well^^ |
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